Erika

I have this typewriter that I bought second hand for £15 in a shop in Brighton.

The name of the typewriter is 'Erika.' It's printed on the front.

When I bought it the man behind the counter said to his colleague, 'my new girlfriend is called Erica, but with a C.'

I laughed and said 'did you pay £15 for her second hand?'

He didn't make eye contact with me after that.