it was a hot day
I went into town and got a sweet tan on my forearms only.
Then it was too hot when i got home so i changed into my swim short hot pants i ordered from cotton trader.
My girlfriend came home from work and laughed at me.
Later, in our kitchen, where you can see the front door, we were making fake meatballs out of wheat gluten (that is not a euphemism).
Our housemate got back from work and my girlfriend said "hi, how was work." he said "good. work." then my girlfriend looked at me cowering in the corner so that my housemate would not see me wearing swim short hot pants. Slowly her face turned from a blank expression to that of realisation and then of amusement.
clothes courtesy of Sarah Reid
